Archives for February 2009
Penile Code
This country never ceases to amaze me.
Yesterday, we had this:
Police want to interview the woman who was filmed performing oral sex with former Health Minister Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek.
Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan said police were looking for her following two reports lodged recently in Ampang and Petaling Jaya.
“We are investigating [...]
Tolol
Things sure move fast in Malaysia:
Abdullah said the decision to increase the toll rates was made two or three weeks ago.
“However, the situation has now changed, and the economy has not become better as yet.
“People are having difficulties. The situation is not right for a toll increase. I feel the matter needs to be discussed [...]
Cover Baik Punya
Why am I not surprised?
Three out of four persons being investigated in relation to the infamous V. K. Lingam video clip case, have been cleared of graft charges, the prime minister told Parliament today.
Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi told Wee Choo Keong (PKR-Wangsa Maju) in a written reply that the three cases had been marked “NFA” [...]
Duit Lagi
Now I’ve seen everything:
Students who want to apply for a place in public universities (IPTA) must acquire a unique ID number to carry out applications.
From March 3, they can buy the number for between RM10.60 and RM15.60 at Bank Simpanan Nasional (BSN).
… “Up to Feb 24, we’ve had a total of 139,207 applications, which is [...]
Corrupted Brain
Holy shit.
I’m a father myself and I wouldn’t want to have a son like this.
If this is true, then it must be incredibly difficult for MACC chief Ahmad Said Hamdan.
Pendidikan Moral Bersama UMNO
It is interesting to see politicians weighing in on the Elizabeth Wong affair.
I notice that by and large, the most eager among them to question Wong’s morals are politicians from UMNO.
Some even go so far as to conclude that her position as assemblyman and exco member in the Selangor state government has become untenable, and [...]
A Shitload Of “Penderhaka”
Since Perak voters had no direct say in the formation of the Barisan Nasional-led state government, this poll by the Merdeka Centre is probably the next best thing:
A survey of registered voters in Perak on Feb 8 showed that:
74 per cent of the respondents feel that the state assembly should have been dissolved after the [...]
Chickens Coming Home To Roost
He’s not just a motherfucking corrupted frog, he’s a lying motherfucking corrupted frog:
Kuala Lumpur Hospital (HKL) Director Datuk Dr Zaininah Mohd Zain today denied that Changkat Jering assemblyman Mohd Osman Jailu had been admitted to the hospital recently.
“Changkat Jering assemblyman Mohd Osman Jailu was never admitted to HKL,” she told Bernama today, in response to [...]
One For The Waste Paper Basket
So much for his PhD:
When asked today if he thought he has the support of a majority of the public in Perak, Zambry said: “That is why we are here.”
When it was pointed out that he did not gain his position as menteri besar via an election, he grew visibly defensive and snapped back: “What [...]
Bring ‘Em On
Man, I can’t wait for the two by-elections.
We gonna show bleedin’ Najib & Co that the theft of the Perak state government will not go unpunished.
Mofos, come polling day, we gonna eat you for breakfast at the Bukit Gantang rest area along the North-South Highway, buy some durian for the victory celebrations later in the [...]

