Archives for March 2009

Apa Nama

Depa buat syarat tak bulih sebut nama si … apa namaaa … Altantuya semasa berceramah di Bukit Gantang.
Takpa.
Tak sebut nama tu pun tak jadi masa’alah. Yang pentin’ kita dapat mengorak langkah bagi memastikan kejayaan PAih.
Lagipun, itu syarat ceramah fizikal.
Takpa.
Perkara yang pokok ialah kita harus bertekad, bak kata Pak Brahim Lincoln di pekan Gettysburg satu masa [...]

31 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 9 Comments

KJFM!

KJ needs help in his quest to become Prime Minister of Malaysia some day.
So on behalf of new UMNO Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin, I hereby launch the KJ For Minister (KJFM) Campaign, to great applause and fanfare.
The idea behind this campaign was triggered by rumblings within UMNO that KJ should not be made minister, if [...]

30 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 19 Comments

Last Chance Saloon

I didn’t get my dream team (Tempe and Mike Tyson lost), but at least Zahid Hamidi won, as expected.
And then there are the bozos that hung on to their seats or made it to the Supreme Council.
The most laughable of the lot is Azeez Mamak — what on God’s green earth made the delegates elect [...]

29 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 4 Comments

KJ Wins!

Congratulations are in order, dude.

The New UMNO Youth Chief: Khairy Jamaluddin is a true comeback kid. With Pak Lah stepping down, people wrote off his chances of winning. And his campaign was further hit by charges of money politics after the party disciplinary board found him guilty of breaching the rules. But boy, did he [...]

25 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 15 Comments

Zahid: Money Politics Not A Crucial Problem

Ahmad Zahid Hamidi is the leading contender for one of the three vice president slots up for grabs at the UMNO elections.
As Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department in charge of religious affairs, he is also sort of like the government’s chief ulama.
Zahid is one of Najib’s men.
If he wins, and all indications point to [...]

24 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 3 Comments

Do I Hear RM1,000?

This is sad:
Perak Pakatan Rakyat will hold a public auction of the five broken pieces of the original memorial plaque at the Democracy Tree this Sunday at 11am.
State DAP Secretary Nga Kor Ming said the money will go towards Pakatan legal fund and to erect a bigger and better plaque to replace the one removed [...]

20 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 5 Comments

UMNO Terus Mara

You thought Ali Rustam kena was a shocker?
You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet.
Because many people believe that Ali Rustam was done in by certain forces, pissed delegates who had planned to give him their votes are now looking at throwing their support behind Mike Tyson.
You heard right — Mike “I can’t read English” Tyson has become [...]

20 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 6 Comments

Tunggu Apa Lagi?

Why is the MACC dragging its feet on Ali Rustam?
The Anti-Corruption Commission is waiting for Umno disciplinary board’s report about alleged money politics before it can take any action.
“We need information and reports from the party. We cannot press charges if no reports have been made,” the commission’s Investigation director Datuk Syukri Abdul told Bernama [...]

18 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 10 Comments

Esok Masih Ada

Kesian Ali Rustam.
Kantoi baik punya.
But Najib says Ali Rustam will remain as Chief Minister of Malacca.
Kesian orang Melaka.
They have a corrupted man as Chief Minister.
The only people who can save them now is the MACC.
Ha, apa tunggu lagi, Ahmad Said? Investigate lah.
Kan UMNO Disciplinary Committee dah find Ali Rustam guilty.
Skiranya betui MACC ni independent and [...]

17 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 5 Comments

Politik Buang

KJ, Ali Rustam, Mike Tyson, Tempe, Norza Albarua, Azalina … betui ka depa semua ni akan kena disiplin?
Baguih la kalau begitu, walaupun tindakan yang bakal diambil ada sedikit lewat di dalam permainan.
Ramai sungguh antara mereka ni yang boleh dikatakan ada kena-mengena dengan Pak Lah — KJ menantu Pak Lah, Mike Tyson diangkat jadi menteri oleh [...]

16 March 2009 | Current Affairs | 10 Comments










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